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Q. How do you count cows?

A. With a cowculator.

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." 

-Patrick, age 10

Q. Why are goldfish orange ?

A. water makes them rusty  

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."

-Hannah, age 9

Q. What do mice do in the daytime ?  


  "Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

-Michael, age 14

Q. What do porcupines eat with cheese ?

A. prickled onions  

 "Stay away from prunes."

-Randy, age 9

Q. Whatís the diference between a nail and a boxer ?  

A. one is knocked in, the other is knocked out.  

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."

-Emily, age 10

Q. Why do elephants have trunks ?  

A. Theyíd look funny with suitcases.Wouldnít they ?   __________________________

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

-Taylia, age11 __________________________

Q. How do worms fall over ?
A.  with great difficulty
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."

-Traci, age 14 __________________________

Q. What is yellow and very dangerous?
A. shark-infested custard
"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."

- Andrew, age 9 __________________________

Q. Whatís yellow and white and travels at over 100 mph ?  

a train driverís egg sandwich __________________________

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."

- Kyoyo, age 11


Q. What goes up when it rains ?
A. an umbrella
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

-Amir, age 9 __________________________

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull ?

A. a bulldozer  


"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

-Lauren, age 9


Q. What do frogs drink?

A. Croacacola.


"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

-Joel, age 10


Q. What jam canít you put on your bread ?

A. a traffic jam  


"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

-Kellie, age 11


Q. What did the robot say to the petrol pump ?

A. Take your finger out of your ear when Iím talking to you.  


"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

-Naomi, age 15





"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

-Alyesha, age 13_________________________


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