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A
letter to Admiral Bodineau
a letter by
Fabrice Alard, Antoine Grehalle,
Christian Gandolpho, Akim Izerghouf, Yves Rabache, Serge Bodineau, Michel desnos,
Hervé Marie, Denis Neveu, Frédéric Lancelot, Christophe Joly.
(Stagiaires en DEM2-ELT2, 2004-05 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Dear Admiral Bodineau,
How are you? Is the water cold at
the bottom of the sea?
After your ruining more than 20
ships, and disastously and horribly sinking them, the president has never ceased
to thank you for the service you rendered to your beloved country.
What's more, the sardines in the
harbour have kept laughing their bones out.
We would like to meet you at the
market in front of the local fishery shop.
Don't forget to wear your
ceremonial garb : with palms, tuba, swimming shoes AND your hand-knit Y-front,
that we may recognize you.
Looking forward to seeing you soon.
All the best.
PS blop blop, blip blip, gulp ...
(Stagiaires en DEM2-ELT2,
2004-05 à l'
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A
letter to Santa
a letter by
Nathalie Lambert, Angelina,
Mircette Isabelle, Katia Guilouet, Sylvie Guedon, Cathy Lenoir, Geraldine
EEkhout.
(Stagiaires en CAB1 2004-05 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Dear Santa,
We are writing to let you know
that we have been good girls and boys in class, and kind to our teacher.
Katia and Geraldine have both
given up smoking, so we do hope that your budget has increased since last year.
Here's our list:
- gold lingots
- a big liner
- a Ferrari
- a big farm with plenty of race
horses
- a calssical farm on a classical
land
Besides, we have two special
requests.
Geraldine would like to get a
harem with beautiful handsome men.
As for Patrick, he really dies for
a Barbie doll but he doesn't want Ken to come with it.
Take care of yourself. Put on warm
clothes, and do not forget our small shoes at the bottom of the fireplace.
Kiss and love
All the daddies and mummies from
Jean l'Herminier School
(Stagiaires en CAB1 2004-05 à l'
ERP Oissel)
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A
letter to John
a letter by
Sophie Dehais, Patrick Joos,
Kerbade Karina, Laurent Sehabad, Magalie Antor, Francis Melay
(Stagiaires en CAB1 2004-05 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Dear John,
Since your departure in the
eighties we feel like being orphaned. The whole world still remembers you as the
crasy pacifist you were.
You tried everything to bring
people together, closer and closer. You proved it was possible to resist war and
advocate peace in the world.
We all remember your music today,
understood and shared by so many people and other musicians: U2, Oasis ...
Although you are gone you still
live inside our heart. You have become a legendary figure of peace and love for
every generation to come.
Thanks to the message in your
music, we hope that someday the world will live in peace and be AS ONE.
(Stagiaires en CAB1 2004-05 à l'
ERP Oissel)
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The Siren
a very short story by
Fabien Lelong, Arnaud Rouxel, Jean
Yves Lemeur, Thierry Bure et Olivier Duprey
(Stagiaires en TEM2 2003-04 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Once upon a time a man was in the Pacific Ocean. He sank. A
beautiful siren which was around came towards the man to rescue him. At first
the man was afraid of the siren because he had never seen such a creature before.
Then he thought to himself :" I 'd like to sleep with her." But a boat who was
passing nearby suddenly caught the siren in her fishing net.The man decided he
would rescue the siren, he took a knife out of his pocket and cut the net ropes
to let the siren out of the net."Would you like to come to my place?" asked the
siren. "Yes," said the man. When they arrived at the siren's den, the siren's
boyfriend was there, but as he was feeling more and more drowsy, the man noticed the
clock that was on the siren's head. He was staring at it when all of a sudden
the alarm clock went off. The man awoke. It was his turn at the helm.
(Stagiaires en TEM2 2003-04 à
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The
Bowl of Pickles
a very short story by
Fabrice Alard, Serge
Bodineau, Denis Boisloret, Michel Desnos, Hervé Marie, Denis Neveu,
Frédéric Lancelot, Christophe Joly.
(Stagiaires en DEM1 2003-04 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Once upon a time a man was living in the forest. He lived alone, except
for his
dog, Willie, who kept him company. Every morning he would listen to to the birds singing.
One day, he realized that Willie had disappeared and he decided he would go
and look for him. On his way to search the dog he fell into a deep hole.
He put his cap back upon his head and picked up his bowl of pickles.
He was very fond of pickles.
He started thinking about the situaton he was now in ...
After a while he opened the bowl of pickles and out of the bowl came a
wonderful naked fairy.
"Can you help me?" he asked. "Yes, I can. What
would you like me to do for you?" replied the fairy.
He answered in this
way: "Beautiful Lady, please take me to the Indians so that I can eat
Hot Dogs." The beautiful fairy agreed on condition that he should answer
three questions."Ok, " he said. She then put him the first question.
"Who put me into that bowl of pickles?" He answered that her mother in
law had placed her into the bowl.
She then asked "What colour is the
skin of elves?" " I don't remember," he said.
So, she asked him the
third question." Who forged Roland's sword?"
The man was very annoyed because he could not answer the fairy's third
question..
All of a sudden, his dog, Willie arrived on his bike. The
man seized the blanket to protect himself from the dog's watering
mouth.
"Woof Woof!" went the dog.
The man woke up and said " I'll never
eat pickles any more."
Fabrice Alard, Serge
Bodineau, Denis Boisloret, Michel Desnos, Hervé Marie, Denis Neveu,
Frédéric Lancelot, Christophe Joly.
(Stagiaires en DEM1 2003-04 à l'
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The maths teacher & the leprechaun
a very short story by
Audrey Beausac, Sonia
Carpentier. Michael Couzi, Aline Decayeux, Dominique Duchesne, Magalie Leloutre,
Sylvie Lemoine, Laurette Leroy, Karine Potel.
(Stagiaires en CAB2 2003-04 à l'
ERP Oissel)
Once upon a time by a rainy day a maths teacher was looking for his
green hat. He had chosen a green colour for his hat because he liked
crocodiles. He was walking along the alleys and paths around the castle
where he worked when, as he was on his way to a tennis court that
was there, he came across a leprechaun. He knew that leprechaun very
well. "Gosh! What are you doing here Nichols?" he told the
leprechaun. "I'm looking for my horse," replied Nichols, the leprechaun.
"What about a game or two so that I can fire at you a couple of bullets
between your silly eyes?" asked the maths teacher. The leprechaun
replied that he had no time left for such trifle, and he suddenly
disappeared in the caves of the castle that were full of deep water. At
this moment, the maths specialist saw a four-legged hot-dogged animal
with a green hat. " My god!" he exclaimed, adding to himself : "I am
very hungry, but I must first recover my hat." He then took hold of the
dog's legs, but unfortunately, he slid on some horse dung and fell
on the ground. Unable to move because of the dog's weight upon his own
body, he thought he was going to have a fit or a heart attack. After a
while he felt the dog's humid and watering tongue. It was licking
his face. The alarm clock then went off, and he could hear in the
distance the dog saying to him: " Time's to get up!" It was only then
that he opened one eye and spot the damned green hat; it was just beside
the blooming alarm clock. A new day had begun.
(Stagiaires en CAB2 2003-04 à l'
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(Stagiaires en TEM1 & TEE1 2003-04
à l' ERP Oissel)
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The Divorce Day Case
a very short story by
Yann Bellec, Ben Salah
Ycharm, Eric Blais, Cyril Bonte, Kamel Cheikh, Bruno Gallo, Lallemand,
Franck Leboeuf, Bruno Morel, Wilfrid Parmentier, Emanuel Petit, Loic
Riberpray, Marc Roucou, Guy Toutain, Philippe Varin, Christian Vaytet.
(Stagiaires en DAOB1, 2003-04
à l' ERP Oissel)
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